Volume IV   Issue V

May  2005

Published by: "The Damn Yankee Press"

Official Journal of the Memphis Tour Riders


MILTONVALE. KS-Years of safe living finally caught up to 33-year-old accountant Brian Jorgens Sunday during a visit from old friends. "I thought I'd put my sedate college days behind me forever/' said Jorgens, standing in front of the Applebee's where he'd just spent three hours with his former college roommates. "But after listening to Ken and Louis reminisce about our summer-long cribbage tournament and the time we took a chartered tour bus to the Badlands-well, I realized that I can run from my boring past, but I can never truly hide." Jorgens vowed to turn his life around by deserting his wife and stealing a car.

This report on the website "The Onion" set me to think'n. Am I living a boring life? I don't think so. After all I just rode a couple of hundred miles to get a recipe for a grilled bananer sandwich with at least 12 other brave souls. One thing no one can say about the MTR is "we are fair weather riders" rain or shine we ride and have fun in the process.

Ride it like you stole it &
Keep the rubber side down
Dan

 

You know you’re living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

New rotor technology: ceramic composites

StarBlade ceramic composite rotor blades “fit to an aluminum carrier and will reduce the total weight 60-70% compared to the conventional steel or stainless steel rotors currently found on most racing and street bikes.” Plus. they don’t fade. are quiet. and cheaper and longer lasting than carbon/carbon. Test rider on an R 1 gave them a 12 out of 10. The reduction in rotating, unsprung mass is a big deal. especially for racing applications. But with their other advantages these things may actually see street use too.

Lo-Jack and then some

A new device promises to improve emergency response to motorcycle accidents in addition to making bikes harder to steal:

The telematics technology measures axial angle and G force and reports them to a central unit that can alert the police and ambulance services of any unusual reading associated with a serious accident. The tracking technology then sends the location of the motorbike to the emergency services.

Don’t forget to turn it off on track days!

Looking for a good time in Arkansas.... Check out the
Pickle Fest in Atkins on May 11.... Call 501 641-7210 for
more information

Web Site of the Month

One for our hack Friends
www.imzural.info/crawfordsales

 

HAPPY TRAILS

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Trails End Minutes by Stan Viets

May 2005

Members attending our April meeting: Michael Hopper, Brenda Hamilton, Floyd Nunnelee, Rusty Higgins, Don and Marion Oller, Margaret Rogers, Barry and Sharon Englander (with their new GL 1800), Dan Randall, Tod Beers, Dick and Fran Salveson, Billy and Hildia Max, MC. Scott, Larry Cole, Buck and Donna Permenter and Stan Viets, we appreciate y'all coming we also welcomed the our visitors, Jerry and Sissy Turner who also became MTR members at the meeting, they have 2003 Gold Wing. We also had another couple join last week, some of you will remember Eldon and Louise Reeves, and they ride a 1989 Honda Trike. Please welcome our newest members.

Everyone at the meeting reported they received his or her April Happy Trails okay.
Hildia reported our current bank balance is $ 608.73

Dan Randall asks that we continue to send your current news or articles, stories etc. that you would like to have published to him and get involved. We will continue to post rides/events as they come up in the Newsletter, Web Page, and at the Meetings.

We will have 4 Birthdays in April, Sandy Stroud on the 11th, Terry Scott on the 18th, Fran Salveson on the 19th and Martha Sharp on the 24th. There are two Anniversaries this month, Doug and Kim Pauley, Bobby and Martha Sharp, congratulations to all. This month MTR was treated to a beautiful cake with a motorcycle theme, courtesy of Dan Randall and we all sang Happy Birthday to Fran. Thanks Dan for your kindness we enjoyed it.

Ongoing business:

The Fox Ridge meeting room is much larger with a lot more room a good turnout, 22 and room for a lot more. Our server was Donnie. Remember the tips are added to your check.

The Long Range Award now has 19 bikes signed up. If there are any additional members that want to add their odometer reading, Billy or I will be happy to check and add to our list.

We had a great turnout for the Wheels of Wonders ride MTR had 12 bikes and 19 members attending. On behalf of MTR we want to thank Joe Kilpatrick and the entire Bumpus HD group, the Memphis Police Department, the Christian Motorcycle Association for the wonderful pancake breakfast and Wonders for organizing the ride and activities, everyone did a great job despite the adverse weather conditions. Also thanks to the many spectators along the route, taking pictures, thumbs ups and waving. Wonders reported 827 paid registrations and 598 motorcycles in the parade. If the Art of the Motorcycle Exhibit is as good as the Parade we are all in good hands. Our new Grey Chapter shirts looked very nice and for the most part the logo transfers turned out great, except for a couple of reported problems.

Our $24.00 annual MTR memberships were due in April. Thanks to all that promptly renewed to date. If you haven't yet renewed, please copy renewal form from www.mtrmc.com please note any changes and snail mail direct to Hildia Max. If for some reason you are not going to renew, let us know so we don't bug you.

Don Oller reviewed their upcoming Mousetail Rally June 3rd, 4th and 5th. That is on our schedule. Plan on making the ride if possible, you will enjoy the Rally.

Dan, reported the Cockeyed Camel Restaurant and others are planning a Poker Run to Benefit Martha's Manner July 10th. Dan will have flyers and additional information at the next meeting. There will be food, music, 50/50 drawing and raffle prizes. Plan to attend and support a great cause.

Sponsor information: Los Pilares has opened a 3rd restaurant at 6249 Stage Road in Bartlett. A lot closer for some amid they have coupons in ad for buy one entree, get one free.

We also had 3 of our Sponsors renew for another year, Mulch Works, Kan Do Printing and Stroud photography. Thanks. Please continue to support our sponsors.

Saturday, April 30th, The Best Darn Ride was a success, 15 hardy folks showed in the cool weather on 9 bikes, very nice turnout and a lot of fun.

Thanks to all that brought door prizes, win one bring one.

Upcoming dates to remember.
Sunday, May 8th Mothers Day.

Saturday, May 21st Lambert's at Sikeston, MO, details to follow.
See y'all at our next meeting May 12 again here at Fox Ridge Pizza.
Ride Safe and arrive alive in 005

Stan and Jean
Adjourned at 7:40 PM

 

HAPPY TRAILS

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Door Prizes - Win One Bring One

Donated By: Prize: Winner:
Mike and Brenda
Don and Marion
Don and Marion
Dan
Dan
Larry
Dick and Fran
Dick and Fran
Mary Carole
Floyd
Stan and Jean
Stan and Jean
Stan and Jean
Photo album
Rain gauge
Car wax
Hand cleaner
Hand Cleaner
Armoral
Flat gift
Flat gift
Album
Honda polishes
Pringles 6 pack
Key ring holder
Key ring holder
Floyd
Tod
Hildia
Don
Dick
Barry
Dan
Floyd
Dick
Dan
Hildia
Buck
Floyd
50-50 Jackpot $50.00 Tod

 

 

 


The most unsafe Bike you will ever see

 

 

 

Quotation of the Month: “If you want the
rainbow, you have to put up with the rain

MTR May Ride Schedule


May 21 Lamberts Sikeston, MO

May 24 Rolling Thunder

Buying Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to cone to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to
the three handsomest men in the building and said, “I'll take him and him and him."

Safety Fact of the Month

MSF research showed that ninety percent (90%) of all accidents that involved two vehicles were the direct result of a vehicle turning into the path of the motorcycle! This data also showed that inefficient or under braking was a significant contributing factor in sixty-seven percent (67%)
of the accidents.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

15 - Richard & Francis Salveson

24 - Larry & Juanita Cole

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

14 - Juanita Cole

Many Happy Returns

 

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